best fb status with images

In this article we have provide best fb status quotes.hope you like this.

Fb status quotes

Today we will give the top 300+ best  status for Facebook or best fb status which will surely emphasize you to put on Facebook.

Facebook status in English

• It’s not illegal until you get caught.
• I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
• You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it’s just teeth
• Never regret the mistakes you make. They’re proof that you’re trying.

• When I’m good I’m best, when I’m bad I’m worst.
• You can’t start reading the second chapter of your life if you’re too busy re-reading the last one.
• It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly.
• Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
• It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fits exactly the length of the newspaper.
• After studying for 5 minutes, I need to go on break for 5 hours chilling on Facebook.

• I need a girl that will love me for who I am, not how much I am worth.
• A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
• I know one woman, she knows everything, and her name is GOOGLE.
• Why is it funny, when I am trying to pretend I am in a bad mood.
• If you really love her, you’d let her go, if she comes back, no one else wants her.
• Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.
• See your status on Facebook five years from now, you will see how an idiot you are.
• A single moment of true joy is more powerful than a lifetime of sorrow.
• I am perfect because nobody is perfect, I have been called nobody on Facebook.
• Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
• I laugh so hard at my jokes, that’s how I know I am very funny.
• Great men were not born great. Their discoveries and thinking made them great…

 Very Funny fb status

• Save water, bath together.
• Tom should just give up, he is never gonna eat Jerry.

• Awwwwww! I know they will copy this status too.
• Cute as a button, but not quite as smart.
• I used to be cool-headed, look at what global warming did.
• Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
• I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.
• Now that’s I have finished up my brain space, who will give me some?
• I am looking for my heart, can I check your brassier?

• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.
• Oh, Honey you can’t break a broken heart.
• You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
• Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
• Be a good person, but don’t waste your time to prove it.
• Log out from Facebook and go to bed, close your eyes and enjoy my company in dreams or nightmares.
• I’m a genius and good person, I just do genius stupid things in a good way!

• God made things that have life, rest was made in China.

Attitude Facebook status

• I’m a warrior, one of a kind…
• Sorry, I’m allergic to basic bitches.
• When I was born, then the competition started.
• Hey you! Now that you have seen my DP, don’t steal it.
• Congratulations! My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
• Best friends with the same crazy attitude is awesome.
• When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.
• They want to know why I am always happy, these voices in my head are awesome.
• Attitude is like underwear, just wear it, not show it.
• Feeling like a boss, and staring at the stars, it doesn’t matter the cost, ’cause everybody wants to be famous.
• Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
• You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.

Fb status about life

• Life is all about changing your goal, after achieving the previous one……
• To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
• It only takes one person to change your life… YOU!
• A life without challenge would be like going to school without lessons to learn.
• Life is to short to waste on hating other people.
• I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life.
• There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.
• I don’t want a perfect life, I want a happy life.
• Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.
• When life gets blurry, adjust your focus.

• The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Facebook status about love

• I pinky promise I will love you forever.
• Love + Trust + Loyalty = Unbreakable Relationship.
• Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.
• 7 billion smiles and yours is my favorite.
• True love never dies, it only gets stronger with time.
• We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.
• The good things in life are better with you.
• I love that you are my person and I am yours,
  that whatever door we come to, we will open it together
• No matter where you go or what you do, my love will follow you to the ends of the earth.
• I am in love with you and all of the little things that make you, you.
• In an instant and forever, love can make a fool seem clever.
• True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
• Love is like water; we can fall in it, we can drown in it and we can’t live without it.

Best Facebook status

• You think I am lazy, I am just saving energy.
• I will walk 30miles backward if you can pronounce the letter m without your lips touching.
• Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.
• I bought a soap, named “Riches’’ so I washed my pockets instead.
• It’s not everyone that has the eye to see the real beauty.

Best creative stastus

• My life motto is Do my best so that I can’t blame myself for anything.
• It’s ok if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
• I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay.
• Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
• I am somebody. I am me. I like being me. And I need nobody to make me somebody.

 Best Inspirational Status for Facebook

• Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.
• Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.
• Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
• Each new day is another chance to change your life.
• Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
• Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
• Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I’m possible!

Short fb status

• Kind > Cool.
• Calm over chaos!
• It’s cool being me.

• Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!
• Bad news: nothing lasts forever.
• I am thankful to God for every moment.
• Some burdens are blessings waiting to explode.
• Be happy. It drives people crazy.
• Silence is another source of strength and focus.
• Special skills: I’ve got a Ph.D. in human feelings.
• I knew my destiny was to be in the winner’s circle.
• But ever since I was a kid, I was always the winner.

• I like being single, I’m always there when I need me.

Hope you liked our collection of fb status. And don’t forget to check this page regularly, we update status regularly. Update your daily Facebook status from this list.Thanks for your visit.

Wish you a good day.